The Latest Sound Bytes
The
Minnesota State Fair Delivers! Mischke gives a ring to the
Minnesota State Fair and asks to have some food delivered. He
claims it's a new program being offered to the public and it catches a
bewildered state fair worker completely off guard! 5:12
Looking
for a Clown A fellow posts one of the most bizarre Craigslist
ads you've ever heard and Tommy decides to help the guy out. 10:52
Baby
it's Cold Outside! Global
warming my arse! 0:18
Have
You Seen my Mom? Mom
needs her medication, but there's a slight problem because she's
currently somewhere on the Minnesota State Fair grounds. So Tommy
gives some fair workers a call to see if they can help find her. 2:39
What
Ever Happened to the Operator? In the old days, you used to
pick up the phone, dial 0 and you got the operator. These days,
you have to punch a whole lotta numbers and jump through a whole lotta
hoops before you can even talk to anyone. 8:01
The
Best Safety is the Kind That Keeps You From Getting Killed
A lady calls in to the program thinking she's calling some sort of
safety vest company. Tommy decides to play the part and does his
best to try and make a sale. 12:07
Penny
Parking Meters Tom reads a news story about one of the last
places in the country where you can still park for a penny! It
kind of begs the question, just what's the point of even charging in
the first place, if it's only a penny?? Mischke decides to investigate
and gives a call to one of the local residents. 5:00
Calling
the Christian Hotline Mischke is confused. The Bible very
clearly states that homosexuality is wrong, yet almost every one of
God's creatures has some sort of homosexual tendencies. Tommy
turns to the Christian hotline for some answers. 11:22
I'd
Like to Make a Reservation It's St. Patrick's Day and Tom is
wondering why some German joints even bother opening on such a day
. He decides to make some reservations to help them out. 6:09
My
Wife the Working Gal Times are tough, so Mischke gives a call
to the local strip club to see if they'd consider hiring his wife. 5:01
Sheriff
Clark Needs a Haircut Mischke gives a call to Maryland to
inquire about their state song. Apparently it mentions
Northerners
and talks about how they're the scum of the Earth. Oh yeah -- and
he also needs a haircut. 4:36
The United States of Nazis This is an interesting call that took place back in 1999, just after the Columbine shootings. A fellow calls in with some rather bold predictions of where America is heading and what we would look like in ten years. Well, now it IS ten years later and you'll have to decide if the caller was right. 7:15
Entire Classic Mischke Broadcasts Follow the link to the left and you will find yourself at the Mischke Podcast. The Mischke Podcast is working in conjunction with mischkemadness to bring you entire classic Mischke Broadcasts from years gone by. Enjoy!!
Special Note: If anyone out there has some recordings of the show that Tom Mischke and Don Vogel used to put out together, I would love to grab a copy if at all possible I was a big fan of The Afternoon Saloon and never got the chance to hear Tommy and Don working together I think that must have been an incredible show Just click on this webmaster link to send me an e-mail.
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