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SPECIAL NOTE:  Usually on these updates, I like to throw in a mix of the old stuff and the new stuff.  Just for this update, I'm sticking solely with clips and bits from Mischke's new show at WCCO.  The program is excellent and this gives a good example of what you can currently expect.  In future updates, I'll be back to throwing in a mix of the old and the new.

You Just Don't Fit at 'CCO Dave calls in with a few helpful pointers for the misguided, rookie talk show host. 12:48

Setting up the Detention Camps Mischke and a couple of the callers are gettin' ready to take America back to its glory days! 15:08

Paulie's Girl This is just a run of the mill, standard meandering call with ol' Paulie, but at the end of it, we get to the juicy stuff... 9:58

Wonder Boy If you're an old school Mischke listener, you probably have fond memories of Little Lukey that used to call in to the program.  I think Tommy has found his new "Luke" at the new gig.  Meet Scott -- AKA -- Wonder Boy.  I believe he's nine or ten years old and it's just a treat to listen to his calls.  He's become somewhat of a regular, at least when it's not a school night or when his parents don't catch him under the blankets -- on the phone. 4:48

Message for Mischke An old school busybody listener calls in to complain about the new talk show host.  He's completely drunk, way out of line, disrespectful and has no business being on a fine station like WCCO.  NO BUSINESS! 3:28

Do You Understand What I'm Saying? I hope you understand me when I tell you that I don't really understand what the hell is going on in this call.  Do you understand? 2:10

Mortuary Bob Returns from the Dead Right in the middle of the Niles Files, we get an unexpected call from Mortuary Bob -- one of the very first regular callers to the Mischke Broadcast from 17 years ago! 8:00

Mental Illness Isn't Funny A caller gets a real kick out of mental illness, until Tommy fills him in on his life story. 7:06

We're Gonna Get You Out of There Mister -- Hang Tight! Some people complain that Mischke's a little too far "out there".  This call might support their case, but in the future, I hope to push him even a little further towards the edge. 6:06

A Rare Spotting of the Wild Cat Yet another treat for the listeners from the KSTP days!  Wildcat Fox, Mischke's old news announcer, gives a call and they catch up on life. 9:38

Now We're a Bunch of Freakin' Sissies! This is just an entertaining discussion between Tommy and Dan.  Dan is an oil man and an avid Tea Party supporter and he's not afraid to speak his mind!  Oh yeah, and please buy his book on before his mama beats the hell out of him. 26:52

What Ever Happened to Dark Star? Before Mischke got his gig at 'CCO, a fellow by the name of Dark Star had his time slot.  Travis calls in to find out just what ever happened to Dark Star. 5:56

Personal Responsibility Dr. Williams argues that it's high time people become more personally responsible.  Tommy wholeheartedly agrees and gives some great examples of how he's personally taking more responsibility for his actions. 18:05

Jodie Foster An old listener gives a call and reminisces about the old days. 3:39

Battery -- I Mean -- Batter Up!  An Autobiography A listener calls in to pitch a book he's working on.  I'd read it, but I'm afraid long before he'd ever get the thing published, he'll have already been arrested for shooting a congressman... 12:22


Entire Classic Mischke Broadcasts Follow the link to the left and you will find yourself at the Mischke Podcast. The Mischke Podcast is working in conjunction with mischkemadness to bring you entire classic Mischke Broadcasts from years gone by. Enjoy!!

Special Note: If anyone out there has some recordings of the show that Tom Mischke and Don Vogel used to put out together, I would love to grab a copy if at all possible I was a big fan of The Afternoon Saloon and never got the chance to hear Tommy and Don working together I think that must have been an incredible show Just click on this webmaster link to send me an e-mail.

Or, if you'd rather just talk to Mischke about some of the sound bytes above, or about weather in Buckman, Minnesota, or about how grass makes a different sound when you walk on it at varying temperatures, or just about anything else--you can click on the T.D. Mischke link to send him an e-mail.