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In this area, you will find a complete listing of all previous postings.  Enjoy!

Your Parents are Losers! Some young brothers call in to update Mischke with what's going on in their lives.  But in the process of the conversation, we learn a few disturbing things... 5:54

Easy Money Mischke decides to invest in a "major motion picture".  In order to become a partner, he has to pony up ten grand -- but then the thing is expected to gross 75 million!  Easy money!!! 13:23

Do You Speak French? Mischke calls the operator to try and get ahold of someone in Choudrant, Louisiana.  Only trouble is -- is that it's DANG hard to pronounce "Choudrant"! 9:33

I Need to Talk to Johnny Mischke was severely injured in an auto accident and decides he better go with the best lawyer out there -- Johnny Cochran.  Sounds like a good plan, except for the minor bugaboo of Johnny already being dead... 14:06

If the Smoking Doesn't Kill You -- the Taxes Will! Those damn cigarette taxes have skyrocketed again, so Tommy decides this just might be the time to quit. 15:49

Paging Dad Tommy makes a prank call to the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament.  He tries to convince the staff to make an announcement that his Dad needs to come home immediately -- Mom is having a baby. 4:43

Where Da Bitches At?! Mischke wonders, "Does this line really work with the gals?!" 1:42

The Local Busybody Oddly enough, it turns out that even in a small town that only consists of three people -- there's still going to be a local busybody that's in everybody's business! 20:08

Suicide Music A listener calls in with one of the most depressing piano tunes you've ever heard... 3:23

Change Me! The last survivor of the Titanic disaster recounts her horrible experience. 2:03

The Minnesota State Fair Delivers! Mischke gives a ring to the Minnesota State Fair and asks to have some food delivered.  He claims it's a new program being offered to the public and it catches a bewildered state fair worker completely off guard! 5:12

Looking for a Clown A fellow posts one of the most bizarre Craigslist ads you've ever heard and Tommy decides to help the guy out. 10:52

Baby it's Cold Outside! Global warming my arse! 0:18

Have You Seen my Mom? Mom needs her medication, but there's a slight problem because she's currently somewhere on the Minnesota State Fair grounds.  So Tommy gives some fair workers a call to see if they can help find her. 2:39

What Ever Happened to the Operator? In the old days, you used to pick up the phone, dial 0 and you got the operator.  These days, you have to punch a whole lotta numbers and jump through a whole lotta hoops before you can even talk to anyone. 8:01

The Best Safety is the Kind That Keeps You From Getting KilledA lady calls in to the program thinking she's calling some sort of safety vest company.  Tommy decides to play the part and does his best to try and make a sale. 12:07

Penny Parking Meters Tom reads a news story about one of the last places in the country where you can still park for a penny!  It kind of begs the question, just what's the point of even charging in the first place, if it's only a penny?? Mischke decides to investigate and gives a call to one of the local residents. 5:00

Calling the Christian Hotline Mischke is confused.  The Bible very clearly states that homosexuality is wrong, yet almost every one of God's creatures has some sort of homosexual tendencies.  Tommy turns to the Christian hotline for some answers. 11:22

I'd Like to Make a Reservation It's St. Patrick's Day and Tom is wondering why some German joints even bother opening on such a day .  He decides to make some reservations to help them out. 6:09

My Wife the Working Gal Times are tough, so Mischke gives a call to the local strip club to see if they'd consider hiring his wife. 5:01

Sheriff Clark Needs a Haircut Mischke gives a call to Maryland to inquire about their state song.  Apparently it mentions Northerners and talks about how they're the scum of the Earth.  Oh yeah -- and he also needs a haircut. 4:36

The United States of Nazis This is an interesting call that took place back in 1999, just after the Columbine shootings.  A fellow calls in with some rather bold predictions of where America is heading and what we would look like in ten years.  Well, now it IS ten years later and you'll have to decide if the caller was right. 7:15

Special Note: If anyone out there has some recordings of the show that Tom Mischke and Don Vogel used to put out together, I would love to grab a copy if at all possible I was a big fan of The Afternoon Saloon and never got the chance to hear Tommy and Don working together I think that must have been an incredible show Just click on this webmaster link to send me an e-mail.

Or, if you'd rather just talk to Mischke about some of the sound bytes above, or about weather in Buckman, Minnesota, or about how grass makes a different sound when you walk on it at varying temperatures, or just about anything else--you can click on the T.D. Mischke link to send him an e-mail.